📖 Slang Dicktionary

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Skutch

(noun/adjective/verb) /skuh-ch/

Meaning: The ultimate insult. Sounds like a slur, legally isn’t. Can be applied to anyone acting out of pocket, being annoying, dramatic, or embarrassingly bold.

"SHUT YOUR BIG SKUTCH UP."
"She skutched her way into detention."

Fatch

(noun/verb) /fa-ch/

Meaning: British-coded insult. Something between a flop, a brat, and a failed experiment. Being a Fatch is hereditary.

"You're such a little Fatch, no wonder your mum cries at Tesco."

Drint

(noun) /drint/

Meaning: Gross. Vile. Sticky energy. Drint is the person who gets banned from the server for vibes alone.

"Piece of Drint showed up again."

Slorbo

(noun) /slor-bo/

Meaning: A disgusting little goblin of a person. Probably licks public walls. Not to be trusted around furniture.

"I swear that guy's a whole Slorbo."

Blitch

(noun) /bli-tch/

Meaning: A glitchy bitch. Thinks they’re slaying, actually lagging. TikTok filter energy.

"She's acting like a Blitch again... shut the app."

Crustoid

(noun) /krus-toyd/

Meaning: Emotionally crusty. Physically crusty. Mentally expired. You know a Crustoid when you see one.

"Crustoid behavior."

Snagget

(noun) /snag-it/

Meaning: Person who looks like they smell like drywall. Fails at everything but loudly. Screams in italics.

"SHUT IT, SNAGGET."

Zutch

(noun) /zuh-ch/

Meaning: A made-up word that feels like an organ or a slur. Perfect for vague threats.

"Don’t make me snap your Zutch."

Glampig

(noun) /glam-pig/

Meaning: Someone who is glam but nasty. High heels, low morals. Think: sparkly menace.

"Okay glampig, calm down."

Gribbo

(noun) /grib-oh/

Meaning: A person so forgettable they circle back to iconic. Gribbo energy is weird cousin energy.

"Don't invite the Gribbo."

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